I would venture many of my readers are travelers - those folks that spend countless hours in airports and on airplanes venturing all over the world. And for some of those people, we have no doubt been sitting in an airplane seat just staring into the abyss when we reach forward and grab the magazine in our seat pocket. Hoping that the time passes faster, we flip the pages and wonder at some of those things for sale. Let's take a look at the highlights.
Orbitwheels: Imagine putting your foot through doughnuts, and then riding down the street? Yep, that is what Orbitwheels look like. Very fashionable. Safe? Hard to tell. Easy? Can't imagine. And they can be yours for only $99.99.
Silvercloud: Do you wonder where your teenager might be taking your car? Well just install this little device to your car and log-on to their website for tracking updates as fast as every three seconds. $400 plus wireless monthly fees that START at $10 (we all know what that means).
Kitty Kwitter: For all your feline owners out there, are you just sick of the ever ending idea of cleaning that little box? Well it is your time to relax and consider for just $50 you can get your own training kit so your little kitty will do it's thing right in the toilet like mom and dad!
Magic Benefit: Did you know in many cultures around the world a larger, more rounded derriere is much desired? Not to worry as you sit there in your plane seat you can get the magic benefit undergarment that "enhances and shapes the derriere naturally"...and this can be yours today for only $30!
Bigfoot (aka Yedi): Yes, you read that correctly - bigfoot can be yours. But not just one, you can get two. A self standing model or one you attach to your tree as it peers and looks for its next victim. But do not worry yourself - this is just a plastic model. Price? You can afford it!
Harry Potter Stuff: Everything you every wanted that came from the worldly famous wizard can be yours to see if it really works! Wands, time turner, marauders map, walking sticks! I too am sick of just being a muggle and want to learn how to obtain the powers of a wizard! from $30 to $100
i-Restore: Time for you to own the worlds first hands free, home use laser hair therapy treatment to combat hair loss. Now some of you are thinking because you know me, this would be perfect. But when you see if, you will know why I just said no. Only $500. That was a reason too.
i Grow: Same thing as above - as if one per catalog isn't enough. And this is a bargain at $700.
X5 Hair Laser: I keep flipping the page and yet another laser hair grower! OK, so this one is not hands free, but someone must be buying. Now only $200.
Skymall - a brief glimpse into humanity and what we are purchasing. Or are we? Hard to tell - but I hope they keep coming up with new stuff because for as much as I travel - I do notice those things that are new and exciting. And for the record, I have NEVER purchased anything from Skymall - but we do have a neighborhood Yedi statue that protects our hood.
